We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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