Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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