Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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