Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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