I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize