i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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