It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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