it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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