went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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