So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I will die if light touches me.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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