Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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