I look better un-naked...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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