my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
