I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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