Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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