Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
