it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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