What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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