Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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