so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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