By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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