Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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