Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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