I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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