its not stalking. its research.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The ass gains better be worth it
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