chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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