i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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