Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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