Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Randomize
