Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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