I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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