Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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