Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
