I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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