WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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