Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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