Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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