I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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