But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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