I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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