Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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