Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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