Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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