i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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