Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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