need another drink. this is the easiest way
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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