You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
So. Much. Porn.
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