Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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