he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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