Can Purell be used as lube?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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