I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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