We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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