So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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