my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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