I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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