No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
